Moral of the story? Never send a man to do a dragon's job. Granted, dragons are probably used to devouring things whole instead of cooking and presenting them, but at least the turkey wouldn't be winning! (And neatly solves the problem of too much turkey leftovers...)
not a turkey eater, I take it?
ReplyDeletehahahaa, nerf Rika's face
ReplyDeleteActually I am indeed. Love turkey for it is a delicious animal that I enjoy devouring! :D
ReplyDeleteI am a firm believer in meat eating, it is their fault for being so damn tasty.
Moral of the story? Never send a man to do a dragon's job. Granted, dragons are probably used to devouring things whole instead of cooking and presenting them, but at least the turkey wouldn't be winning! (And neatly solves the problem of too much turkey leftovers...)
ReplyDeleteI was sad. My food was already dead by the time I got to it.
ReplyDeleteisnt it more like turkey massacre?
ReplyDeleteturkey genocide?
turkey bowl?
dies ireae des Meleagris?